I AINT A HATER!!

yo i noe i sound lik a hater in the other posts but fa real im not. But ya'll hu noe ur weird, ima tell u ur weird. Buh fa real i spread the luv, everybody hu noez me noez i aint stingy with spreadin the luv. But all u creepos need a swift beating. But im working in free topping pizza now mostly. My customers are pretty gud so far but im hit all u up wen i start getting more freaks. Actually i prolli wont cu this assignments prolli gnna b ovr. Buh yo drop a msg so i hit u bak. Anybody got any freaky customer stories.. hit it up, drop a comment. Lets do this real big homiesss!!!! WUNN UPPP BREDJINNNZZ!!!!

HONORARY FREAKS

The convenience store is like freak headquarters. The scum of newcastle congregates at the store to buy their chocolate milk and other things that they shouldnt be eating. Y do so many eat those king size chocolate barz?? I dont wanna clean up ur mess wen go in 2 cardiac arrest. And all u freaks , u noe who u are.. leave me alone , i dont wanna hear about ur divorces and ur made up relationships. I have customer who has made up every story he's ever told me, just make himself seem like a hardass. He told me he sold his soul to the devil. Like yo wat is this guy smokin?? pass it on so i can get everyone hooked on it. Then every1 can live in fairyland n ride unicorns n stuff. Aparrently his sister won the lottery and so has he. Except he allegedly gave it to african orphans. GET OUT OF MY FACEE MAN!!! man makes me sick. The man has to be lik clinically insane or sumthing. And y is it that all weird ppl smell weird? lik are they using sum special crackhead shampoo. Im sure its free to bathe in a public fountain or sumthing. N y do all the weird ppl cum during the 4th quarter of the games im watching. lik im tryna watch a game here. N ps. raptors sucked bum against phoenix suns sum1 shud slap everyone on the team 4 bein such loserz. Pro baller?? ya right.

SECRETS OF THE CONVENIENCE STORE

For some reason the world thinks they can confide in the convenience store people. Just because we're working behind a counter doesnt mean that we wanna hear about ur secret pregnancy or the guy u slept, or the stdz u hav. NOBODY WANTS 2 KNOW!!! LET US WATCH OUR TV, AND READ OUR TRASHY MAGAZINES IN PEACE!! y does everybody trust the CSG(convenience store guy) so much anyways??? its not like ive known u 4 years or something. n dont ask me for advice cuz, im sorry, but i dont really know about ur situation soo like y do u even want it. Its too bad that i cant tell me about the people who dont like them. Man sum people are such fools. Sum ppl tlk about ppl lik ther in luv with them, and they dont that those ppl hate ther gutz. Its sad sumtimez. This might sound cruel but its tru. And u guyz r probably gnna realize that im a monster now. Im a mean person. ;P

crazy lottery lady

The first story ima tell all u is the story of the crazy lottery ticket lady. This lady is so freakin nutz.. u b the judge. I was sitting down comfortably watching the raptor's game. Just as the game got interesting, this lady walks in. The lady looked like a crackhead you would find in oshawa. I want to tell her i didnt sell heroine at the store, but i thought that wud b rude. So she walks in and tells me she wants a lottery ticket, a pretty normal request. However she went on to tell me that she knew which lottery tickets were winners. The conversation then began to get weirder from there. She starts telling me that she can tell if a scratch ticket is a winner by smelling it. Now all im thinking is how to get this blood hound out of my store. So she like nearly rubbed her nose on like every one of my scratch tickets.. n she points one ticket out n says that it was a loser 4 sure. So when i feel got the psycho out of the store.. i bought the ticket she sed would lose.. and i freaking one 10 bucks. SO A MSG 2 EVERYONE!! if u see this blood hound lady jus run the other way. shes a crackhead. And she smells funny too soo ya thats not gud.

Intro to the crazy world of convenience

The name's ahmad aka slay, i done things i aint to proud of 2 get dat nickname but thats another story. I work at a convenience store, most people generally expect this job to be one that is inactive in its nature. I'm going to explain to all you readers why ya'll should respect the man behind the counter. That guy is not only going crazy from being alone in a store, he's shivering like a crackhead because of the 3 coffees he drank before work just to stay awake. Do you really think he wants to watch your suspicious self all day? STOP ACTING SHADY WHEN YOU WALK IN THE STORE!! We're sick of these sketchy coked out kids walking in the store, offering us to come party with you. SORRY HOMIEE!!! I don't shoot heroine. Let me do my job and leave. And for all you people offerring us poor convenience store workers drugs and alcohol... GET OUTTA HERE BRO!! If i want something i'll get it. Do you honestly believe your the first person who decided to talk to me?? pshhtt. Just leave before grab sumtin. Anyways... thats my intro rant, if u interested ... i got a bunch of stories of weirdos and losers who come into the my turf. And for all ma homies who know how i am... ya'll are gnna get new insight into the mind of ahmad.. n hey drop a comment im looking for some contoversial comments so go 4 it.