Intro to the crazy world of convenience

The name's ahmad aka slay, i done things i aint to proud of 2 get dat nickname but thats another story. I work at a convenience store, most people generally expect this job to be one that is inactive in its nature. I'm going to explain to all you readers why ya'll should respect the man behind the counter. That guy is not only going crazy from being alone in a store, he's shivering like a crackhead because of the 3 coffees he drank before work just to stay awake. Do you really think he wants to watch your suspicious self all day? STOP ACTING SHADY WHEN YOU WALK IN THE STORE!! We're sick of these sketchy coked out kids walking in the store, offering us to come party with you. SORRY HOMIEE!!! I don't shoot heroine. Let me do my job and leave. And for all you people offerring us poor convenience store workers drugs and alcohol... GET OUTTA HERE BRO!! If i want something i'll get it. Do you honestly believe your the first person who decided to talk to me?? pshhtt. Just leave before grab sumtin. Anyways... thats my intro rant, if u interested ... i got a bunch of stories of weirdos and losers who come into the my turf. And for all ma homies who know how i am... ya'll are gnna get new insight into the mind of ahmad.. n hey drop a comment im looking for some contoversial comments so go 4 it.