HONORARY FREAKS

The convenience store is like freak headquarters. The scum of newcastle congregates at the store to buy their chocolate milk and other things that they shouldnt be eating. Y do so many eat those king size chocolate barz?? I dont wanna clean up ur mess wen go in 2 cardiac arrest. And all u freaks , u noe who u are.. leave me alone , i dont wanna hear about ur divorces and ur made up relationships. I have customer who has made up every story he's ever told me, just make himself seem like a hardass. He told me he sold his soul to the devil. Like yo wat is this guy smokin?? pass it on so i can get everyone hooked on it. Then every1 can live in fairyland n ride unicorns n stuff. Aparrently his sister won the lottery and so has he. Except he allegedly gave it to african orphans. GET OUT OF MY FACEE MAN!!! man makes me sick. The man has to be lik clinically insane or sumthing. And y is it that all weird ppl smell weird? lik are they using sum special crackhead shampoo. Im sure its free to bathe in a public fountain or sumthing. N y do all the weird ppl cum during the 4th quarter of the games im watching. lik im tryna watch a game here. N ps. raptors sucked bum against phoenix suns sum1 shud slap everyone on the team 4 bein such loserz. Pro baller?? ya right.